Romantic Flossers Gifts

Love conquers all, except plaque.

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

"That explains all the cavities."

Waterfall of Disappointment

Sandy Floss

Mine Shaft of Love.

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

When kissing a woman, try not to burp.

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Interpretive Dental Hygiene

"True, you have irreconcilable differences, but they're mainly about flossing."

"Ugh! Damn floss..."

'I had no idea floss could be used like that!'

"They're free Valentine's Day gifts...chocolate flavored dental floss."

As he turned 40 Stuart realised mental flossing had become part of his routine.

Museum of Natural History. Blumenkraft's theory is that the little arms were for flossing.

The wedding-day - first anniversary.

Speed Dating: Hurry up, you old git!

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

'I now pronounce you dentist and hygienist. You may floss the bride.'

Adventures in Flossing

Geppetto taught Pinocchio the value of dental hygiene --- Although flossing continued to be a challenge.

Cardiology

"O.K., I'm going to demonstrate the proper way to lie to me about flossing."

Dentist's office.

"But enough about my kumquats, Carmen...tell me about you."

Cold Beer ---fresh flowers for sale, think of your wife for a change.

Valentines for Her/Valentine Reminders for Him.

Der Rosenkavalier

Hippo Floss

To emphasize the importance of flossing, Dr. Nerg would astound his patients by walking across a line of floss.

'We call her 'the Plaque-inator'. She takes on the tough cleaning jobs. . .'

"If you want more presents, tell Santa he looks thinner in person."

'So you want me to 'let it slip' about the 73 Valentines cards that you got...'