"They're free Valentine's Day gifts...chocolate flavored dental floss."
Choco-floss Lover Gifts
Looking for a gift that hits the sweet spot? Our choco-floss lover collection brings playful and whimsical products designed for those who can't resist chocolate and flossing. These items are perfect for anyone who treats themselves to a little daily decadence, blending humor with a love of the finer (and sweeter) things in life. Whether it's a fun mug, a quirky t-shirt, or a cozy pillow, find the perfect way to celebrate their guilty pleasure.
"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"
Occu-Pie Mars
Any time is cake o'clock
Ice Cream Surgeon
'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'
"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"
"Too much sugar."
The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.
We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.
Satya Nutella
Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka
An historic event in Candyland: When M met M
"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."
We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!
"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"
"I am so attracted to you right now."
"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."
'What the..? She IS a stick!'
'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'
"Have you seen my dad?"
"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."
Chocolate Shop
'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'
"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"
Cake Friday!
The wife whisperer.
7 brownies worth of exercise.
'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'
'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'
'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'
'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'
"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"
"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"
'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'
Choco-floss Lover Gifts Collection
Choco-floss Lover Mugs
Love these playful designs? Check out all our mugs dedicated to choco-floss lovers for more sweet and whimsical options.
Choco-floss Lover Pillows
Browse our cozy pillows for more quirky and amusing designs that bring comfort and laughter to any space.
Choco-floss Lover Prints
Explore a variety of prints that celebrate the playful side of chocolate and flossing — a perfect addition to any fun-loving home.
Choco-floss Lover T-Shirts
Discover more fun with our collection of choco-floss lover t-shirts — perfect for making a bold, humorous statement.