Candyfloss Aficionado Gifts

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Too much sugar."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Bubble gum leaves

Pastries and Candy

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Chocolate Shop

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

The dark side of Halloween.

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

Secret sweetie drawer...

'What can you get with a quarter?'

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Bubble Gum Dispenser