Candyfloss Aficionado Gifts

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Too much sugar."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

Bubble gum leaves

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Pastries and Candy

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Chocolate Shop

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

The dark side of Halloween.

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Easter Candy Island.

Secret sweetie drawer...

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."