Foliage Philosopher T-Shirts

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"He loves his leaf blower."

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

House plants

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

People of the Fall

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

Grass: We lost some good men today!

"What a magnificent display of fall foliage – a blessing to behold." "*!#@!%* leaves!..."

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

Saguaro Cacti.

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

"What should I say this is about?"

"These hostas are out of control!"

The ethics professor weeding his garden.

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

Bug to bug: 'Do you think there is life on other plants?'

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

Dept. de Philosophie

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?"

"I'm sorry your girlfriend left you, Frank...but you must concentrate on the job!"

'I'm letting it lie fallow this year.'

Knitting is Knirvana.