Foliage Philosopher T-Shirts

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"He loves his leaf blower."

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

Not you. Your hair.

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

"What are you in for?"

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

House plants

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

People of the Fall

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

Saguaro Cacti.

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

Grass: We lost some good men today!

"What a magnificent display of fall foliage – a blessing to behold." "*!#@!%* leaves!..."

"What should I say this is about?"

The ethics professor weeding his garden.

"These hostas are out of control!"

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

Dept. de Philosophie

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

Bug to bug: 'Do you think there is life on other plants?'

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?"

'I'm letting it lie fallow this year.'

"I'm sorry your girlfriend left you, Frank...but you must concentrate on the job!"