Follicle Fighter Gifts

"Not too much off the top, Floyd!"

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"Be creative...!"

Not you. Your hair.

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

710

If Ghosts Were Real

Hourglass earth - time running out

"Health professionals prepare syringes for another intense vaccination day."

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

Toupee in a tin.

Male Mid-Life Myth--The Hair Fairy

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

Escaping Flowers

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

'I'm prescribing Rogaine for your head and Roloss for your back.'

'That's the worst hay fever I've ever seen.'

"Just take a little off the top!"

Soccer and pandemic

"We took care of our leaf problem a long time ago."

'Gesundheit, , , what's wrong need a kleenex or something'

'I think of my 'bald-patch' as a solar panel for a sex-machine!'

"Big coal is getting restless."

"Yeah, but I hear they're even uglier without the hair."

"Do you want it parted in the middle?"

'Toupee !!'

"It's been a hard day. My butler forgot to do laundry, the limo has a scratch on it and I had to postpone my month long vacation a few hours. Anyway, how are you doing working two jobs to make ends meet?"

'How would you like your hair Sir? Up? Down? Flying around looping the loop or defying the ground?'

Sanitary clothing hides coronavirus

"We got by without early blight or late blight, but we have better late than never blight."

"I couldn't remember if I'm supposed to feed a cold, or starve a cold, so I decided to drown it."

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.