Follicle Philosophers Gifts

Male Mid-Life Myth--The Hair Fairy

'He used to have long,wavy hair-now it's just waving goodbye!'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

George Orwell

"Be creative...!"

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

Not you. Your hair.

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

Rodin's 'The Thinker' imagines himself as Rodin's 'The Kiss'.

"What should I say this is about?"

"Maybe he's waving and drowning."

The War Against Imagination

Toupee in a tin.

'No matter how hard I work, I'll never get higher on the food chain then this?'

Conflict is harder to sustain when you don't see everything in black and white.

'What does Easter mean to you?'

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

'Darn! - Don't you hate it when you forget what you were meditating about?'

"Brenda's always been a bit of a worrier."

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

"You must be the change you wish to see in the world."

'How long has it been since you had a shearing?'

Caution: Perfectionists at Work Next 1/4 Mile.

No Easy Answers

'I'm prescribing Rogaine for your head and Roloss for your back.'

'You're over-thinking everything.'

"Just take a little off the top!"

'It is a highly contagious disease which results in much suffering and there is no known cure.'

'Yin... Yang... Yin... Yang....'