Follicle Philosophers Gifts

Male Mid-Life Myth--The Hair Fairy

'He used to have long,wavy hair-now it's just waving goodbye!'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"Be creative...!"

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

Rodin's 'The Thinker' imagines himself as Rodin's 'The Kiss'.

"What should I say this is about?"

Toupee in a tin.

'No matter how hard I work, I'll never get higher on the food chain then this?'

"Maybe he's waving and drowning."

Conflict is harder to sustain when you don't see everything in black and white.

'What does Easter mean to you?'

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

"Brenda's always been a bit of a worrier."

'Darn! - Don't you hate it when you forget what you were meditating about?'

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

'How long has it been since you had a shearing?'

"You must be the change you wish to see in the world."

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

Caution: Perfectionists at Work Next 1/4 Mile.

No Easy Answers

'I'm prescribing Rogaine for your head and Roloss for your back.'

"Not too much off the top, Floyd!"

"Just take a little off the top!"

'Yin... Yang... Yin... Yang....'

"I'm leaving my subconscious to science."

'It is a highly contagious disease which results in much suffering and there is no known cure.'