Follicle Fanatic Gifts

Man leaves Hair Transplant Center with mustache on head.

'I think of my 'bald-patch' as a solar panel for a sex-machine!'

'I'm prescribing Rogaine for your head and Roloss for your back.'

Toupee in a tin.

"Be creative...!"

The Busy Gardener

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"He loves his leaf blower."

Cats and gardens.

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

The Perfect Foil

Roses

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

"That explains all the cavities."

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

Floss Street Vendor

I love what you've done with your hare.

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

'A most powerful, moving and scary book - botanists will love it!'

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

Dreaming Of Spring

'Don't wear that shirt in the garden dear. Roses don't fit in with my planting scheme'

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"What a magnificent display of fall foliage – a blessing to behold." "*!#@!%* leaves!..."

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'