Follicle Fanatic Mugs

Man leaves Hair Transplant Center with mustache on head.

'I think of my 'bald-patch' as a solar panel for a sex-machine!'

'I'm prescribing Rogaine for your head and Roloss for your back.'

Toupee in a tin.

"Be creative...!"

The Busy Gardener

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"He loves his leaf blower."

Cats and gardens.

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

The Perfect Foil

Roses

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

"What are you in for?"

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

"That explains all the cavities."

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

I love what you've done with your hare.

Floss Street Vendor

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

'A most powerful, moving and scary book - botanists will love it!'

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

Dreaming Of Spring

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

Androcles, the Lion, and Sid, health insurance auditor.

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'Don't wear that shirt in the garden dear. Roses don't fit in with my planting scheme'

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's