Follicle Fun Lover Mugs

"Just take a little off the top!"

On holiday.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Early photobombing

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Candid Camera store.

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"Be creative...!"

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Karataoke

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Cats at private view

Peel poker.

Not you. Your hair.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

Skydiver bounces off the trampolines.

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

Bad Interview Technique

Ice Cream Tower.

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

'Here comes our order.'

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

Thursday is the new Friday

Living with a cataholic.

Sticking out tongue

Toilet humour