Follicle Free Spirit Mugs

Carefree luggage.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"I gotta be me!"

Man showing in the rain.

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"Be creative...!"

"Privates Beach"

Protest

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"Wow - Heavy, man"

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Inflating Boobs.

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

Bird sitting on a wing.

'Are you sure about that? -- It sounds more like Ayn Rand than Buddha.'

Window in the Sky.

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

The Choice is Obvious

"I beg to differ."

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

Hippie on the moon

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

"Look on the bright side, you never know what's round the corner."

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

End school zone. Start unschool zone.