Follicle Free Spirit T-Shirts

'We don't like to call it baldness, Mr. Glemmer. Here, we say you have an enhanced scalp.'

Carefree luggage.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"I gotta be me!"

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"Privates Beach"

Man showing in the rain.

"Be creative...!"

Not you. Your hair.

Protest

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"Wow - Heavy, man"

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

Inflating Boobs.

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

'Are you sure about that? -- It sounds more like Ayn Rand than Buddha.'

Bird sitting on a wing.

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

The Choice is Obvious

Window in the Sky.

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

"I beg to differ."

Elevator/Open Range

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

"Look on the bright side, you never know what's round the corner."

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

Hippie on the moon

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'