Free Spirit Finder T-Shirts

Nude tourist.

Carefree luggage.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"I gotta be me!"

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"Privates Beach"

Unguided imagery

Man showing in the rain.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Protest

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"Wow - Heavy, man"

Inflating Boobs.

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

Farmer Christmas.

'Are you sure about that? -- It sounds more like Ayn Rand than Buddha.'

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

The Choice is Obvious