Foliage Fanatic Mugs

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

Husband is overtaken by wife's obsession with plants.

'When you've dead headed those ,could you do the battlement arrangement...'

"I just gave you some water 20 minutes ago"

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

"He loves his leaf blower."

- whilst central heating is inclined to loosen their leaves."

The Fireside Jungle: But specimens should never be introduced unless you know how to look after them.

Topiary chair.

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

"What a magnificent display of fall foliage – a blessing to behold." "*!#@!%* leaves!..."

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

"These hostas are out of control!"

The Busy Gardener

So Close..

I quilt therefore I am

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

"Be creative...!"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Cats and gardens.

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

The Garden

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

Cheese