Follicle Fans Gifts

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Four children playing the flute.

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"Be creative...!"

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Not you. Your hair.

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

House plants

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'He may have green fingers, but he's got dirty finger nails!'

Toupee in a tin.

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

Male Mid-Life Myth--The Hair Fairy

The Abbe- For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

'I've thought the same thing myself. He certainly doesn't look like any of us.'

"Is this one a flower or a weed? I'm not sure whether to admire it or not."

I'm no longer allergic to flowers!

"It started last week as a seed in a saucer of cotton wool."

"Thank you, sir."

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

Museum of Natural History. Blumenkraft's theory is that the little arms were for flossing.

Wallpaper over a door.

"You must be the new guy!"

'I have no idea how many I have in my flock. Every time I start counting them I fall asleep.'

"Peter went in last Sunday to prune...but I haven't seen him since"

Death awaits the last leaf of Autumn with a rake.

Seed packet reads: EASY GROW JAPANESE KNOTWEED

'I know that right now I don't have too much to offer to your daughter, but I promise you that in a few million years my fossilized remains will cost more than one hundred dollars a barrel.'