Follicle Fans Pillows

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Four children playing the flute.

"Be creative...!"

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

House plants

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

'He may have green fingers, but he's got dirty finger nails!'

Toupee in a tin.

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

'I've thought the same thing myself. He certainly doesn't look like any of us.'

The Abbe- For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'

Male Mid-Life Myth--The Hair Fairy

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

"Is this one a flower or a weed? I'm not sure whether to admire it or not."

"Thank you, sir."

Wallpaper over a door.

I'm no longer allergic to flowers!

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

"It started last week as a seed in a saucer of cotton wool."

"You must be the new guy!"

'I have no idea how many I have in my flock. Every time I start counting them I fall asleep.'

"Peter went in last Sunday to prune...but I haven't seen him since"

'I'm prescribing Rogaine for your head and Roloss for your back.'

Seed packet reads: EASY GROW JAPANESE KNOTWEED

'I know that right now I don't have too much to offer to your daughter, but I promise you that in a few million years my fossilized remains will cost more than one hundred dollars a barrel.'