Follicle Fighters Pillows

'Toupee !!'

"Be creative...!"

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

"Polly wants a flu shot."

If Ghosts Were Real

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

"Apparently Harry is gone viral!"

Toupee in a tin.

"Health professionals prepare syringes for another intense vaccination day."

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

Male Mid-Life Myth--The Hair Fairy

'Last week's sermon was supposed to be about Plagues, but I got the flu.'

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

Escaping Flowers

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

'I'm prescribing Rogaine for your head and Roloss for your back.'

'That's the worst hay fever I've ever seen.'

"We took care of our leaf problem a long time ago."

"How's my flu? Not good...I feel like a million bucks."

"Not too much off the top, Floyd!"

"Just take a little off the top!"

The Couple Who Didn't Come Down With The Flu

'I think of my 'bald-patch' as a solar panel for a sex-machine!'

"What's the biggest problem women have to overcome to fight in the front line?"

"Yeah, but I hear they're even uglier without the hair."

"Stupid flu season."

Dog with sign at pet shop - 'Has Fleas'.

Survivors of Near-Flu Experiences