Follicle Fighters Prints

'Toupee !!'

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"Be creative...!"

Not you. Your hair.

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

"Polly wants a flu shot."

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

If Ghosts Were Real

"Health professionals prepare syringes for another intense vaccination day."

"Apparently Harry is gone viral!"

Toupee in a tin.

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

Male Mid-Life Myth--The Hair Fairy

'Last week's sermon was supposed to be about Plagues, but I got the flu.'

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

Escaping Flowers

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

'That's the worst hay fever I've ever seen.'

'I'm prescribing Rogaine for your head and Roloss for your back.'

"Not too much off the top, Floyd!"

"Just take a little off the top!"

You're getting cheaper, Armstrong. I'm getting more efficient. It's the American way. Businesses have to keep growing profits to satisfy their investors. The innovative entrepreneur finds ways to grow sales while constantly cutting costs. By giving customers used straws. They're broken in.

"We took care of our leaf problem a long time ago."

"How's my flu? Not good...I feel like a million bucks."

'Gesundheit, , , what's wrong need a kleenex or something'

The Couple Who Didn't Come Down With The Flu

'I think of my 'bald-patch' as a solar panel for a sex-machine!'

"What's the biggest problem women have to overcome to fight in the front line?"

Dog with sign at pet shop - 'Has Fleas'.

"Stupid flu season."

"Yeah, but I hear they're even uglier without the hair."