Follicle Fun Enthusiast Prints

"Your hair count is dangerously low."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"He loves his leaf blower."

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"Be creative...!"

Not you. Your hair.

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Hardy Annuals

Mr Metrosexual.

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

Bad Interview Technique

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

"What are you in for?"

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

"What a magnificent display of fall foliage – a blessing to behold." "*!#@!%* leaves!..."

Toupee in a tin.

Persian

"These hostas are out of control!"

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

'I'm terribly sorry, I've forgotten my fluffy pencil case!'

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

Male Mid-Life Myth--The Hair Fairy

- whilst central heating is inclined to loosen their leaves."

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

"The groomer used too much product."

The Fireside Jungle: But specimens should never be introduced unless you know how to look after them.

'How long has it been since you had a shearing?'

'Fancy a night on the tiles, Ivy?'

'By accident they washed me with a conditioner!'

'I'm prescribing Rogaine for your head and Roloss for your back.'