Follicle Fun Enthusiast Prints

"Your hair count is dangerously low."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"He loves his leaf blower."

"Be creative...!"

Mr Metrosexual.

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

Bad Interview Technique

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

"What a magnificent display of fall foliage – a blessing to behold." "*!#@!%* leaves!..."

"These hostas are out of control!"

Persian

Toupee in a tin.

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

'I'm terribly sorry, I've forgotten my fluffy pencil case!'

Male Mid-Life Myth--The Hair Fairy

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

- whilst central heating is inclined to loosen their leaves."

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

'How long has it been since you had a shearing?'

'Fancy a night on the tiles, Ivy?'

The Fireside Jungle: But specimens should never be introduced unless you know how to look after them.

"The groomer used too much product."

'By accident they washed me with a conditioner!'

'I'm prescribing Rogaine for your head and Roloss for your back.'

Husband is overtaken by wife's obsession with plants.