Fossil Fuel Fighter Gifts

"Big coal is getting restless."

Hourglass earth - time running out

710

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

Child protects planet with umbrella.

Just Stop Boil

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

The oil trap.

If Ghosts Were Real

Magazines - All Special Green Issues.

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

"Woo-hoo!"

Venice Floods

CO2 - Finding the truth.

"No, no, that won't be necessary-they're doing a pretty good job on themselves."

COP26 GLASGOW

"Sounds of the ocean upgrade...it's sounds of the antarctic icebergs cracking."

'Triple your money back! 100% effective against pesticide resistant insects! Guaranteed!

Cat boxer

Ecology

Just stop (macassar) oil

'I tell you, since we bought this hybrid, I really feel we're doing our part for the environment!'

Men looking at oil rig - "Are they supposed to take off like that?"

Greta in the temple

"We're dinosaurs."

"Actually it started quite harmlessly... internal combustion engines were the first thing the EU banned..."

"If only fossil fuels had developed sufficiently, we could have taken the car"

Asthma cats

"I replaced the engine with an ecologically friendly fungus garden."

Cat sheds a lot when petted.