Eco-friendly Fighter Gifts

"Never bring a recyclable plastic bottle to a broken glass bottle fight!"

Deforestation.

The Environmentalist

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

Fish want out of polluted river.

Ecology

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

Sustainability

Sea Change.

Fish Farm - 'Oh no! It's a skool of our poos!'

The oil trap.

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

Magazines - All Special Green Issues.

Do you have air pollution problems?

Wind Energy

There's no real oil emergency...

Marine Pollution

Closing down.

"Nope. No fish."

Pollution.