Plastic Fighter Gifts

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"

A street fight.

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

A bird is strangled by plastic carrier bag, which bears the slogan: Dispose of with care.

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

fish in a bottle...

"Don't fillup on plastic, you'll ruin your appetite."

Wrestling Champion.

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

Man with Sword in Penholder

"Sea animals are long since extinct but he ocean is still dangerous for swimmers!"

"What am I up to? I'm collecting human rubbish floating on the ocean and I'll dump it in front of their parliament!"

The whale and the plastic bottle.

'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'

'Sorry darling: I'm a great ape, I can use primitive tools, but this is too difficult for me...'

"I will avenge the underdone fish that ruined my dinner if it's the last thing I ever do."

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

The Great Pacific Garbage Patch Kid

'Triple your money back! 100% effective against pesticide resistant insects! Guaranteed!

Cat boxer

Ocean Plastic blues

Asthma cats

'He has a real quiet way about him...until the feed runs out.'

'Careful, that's you're own leg you are breaking.'

Single Use Plastic/Single Use Planet

Shadow Punch

Umbrella fight.

End Tipping Now!: 'I can't find a hotel that will host our convention!