Presentation Fighter Gifts

"So if you don't mind, I'll just go ahead and read out each slide word for word in a droning monotone until you all yearn for the sweet release of death."

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Lethal Presentation

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

Blue sky thinking

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

I'm not sure they understood what I was getting at. Yeah, they all looked confused, didn't they?

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

A street fight.

'Do you want your pie-chart with everything?'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

End of Affirmative Action

"I am totally ready for this presentation."

'I'm feeling a sense of conclusion here, so let's draw things to a close.'

"Well of COURSE it's mostly gobble-dee-gook! Were you expecting something different?"

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

Female Boss 6

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

Wrestling Champion.

Man with Sword in Penholder

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

'Apparently your report had enough impact to make the airbag go off.'

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

"... And this, gentlemen, is our target for the next six months."

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'