Form Fighters Gifts

'It's the paperwork you need to fill out to show that we're focussing on patients needs.'

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"Prices may keep going up, up, up, but my love for you will remain positively, and forever, as is."

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

A street fight.

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

"Polly wants a flu shot."

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'I'd like the short form instead...'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

Stress on GPs

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

Ballerina Boxer,"She's going for a win on pointes."

Wrestling Champion.

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

"Apparently Harry is gone viral!"

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'All these stupid forms! -- You self-employed guys make me sick!'

"As your attorney, Roger, I feel it's my duty to charge you an enormous amount of money."

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

'Last week's sermon was supposed to be about Plagues, but I got the flu.'

'Look out for his low punches.'

"Now to file 50 million completed Census forms"