Form Warriors Gifts

"Stupid insurance form won't let me choose web as my primary care physician!"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Online form - Submit.

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Running

Exercise Class

"It's true: no more burpees."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

Bench Press Accident

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

'I'm looking for a workaholic who feels the great job he does is compensation enough.'

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Keep Fit.

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

"Can I still do my pilates?"