Form Warriors Pillows

"Stupid insurance form won't let me choose web as my primary care physician!"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Online form - Submit.

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Exercise Class

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

Running

Bench Press Accident

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"It's true: no more burpees."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

'I'm looking for a workaholic who feels the great job he does is compensation enough.'

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

Keep Fit.

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Sisyphus during Covid