Plastic Warrior Gifts

"My ocean cousin is coming to visit. I thought I'd make him feel at home."

The whale and the plastic bottle.

"Uh, back to Sea World?"

"Sea animals are long since extinct but he ocean is still dangerous for swimmers!"

Plastic contamination

"I'll have the 7."

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

I'm not sure they understood what I was getting at. Yeah, they all looked confused, didn't they?

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

"I am totally ready for this presentation."

Fishing for Litter

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

"Work with me!"

"I only wish emails could deliver papercuts."

"What am I up to? I'm collecting human rubbish floating on the ocean and I'll dump it in front of their parliament!"

The Great Pacific Garbage Patch Kid

Psychotic mood swing.

Ocean Plastic blues

Paint fight art!

Workaholism is a disease. It can be cured.

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

'Grandpa stop! That's not a jellyfish! It's a plastic bag!'

"It's remarkable, Mr. Volmer. You have the clothes of a man half your age!"

"You'll get a lot of head injuries but, on the plus side, you won't remember any of them."

Superheroes Alliance. We need somebody to be flexible and pick-up a holiday shift! Let's call Plasticman!

Snare in the inbox.

This Spring's Girl will be a warrior type, a survivor.

"It's from, The Environmental Protection Agency. They're fining us for polluting the ocean with messages in plastic bottles!"

Lady getting her weight taken and machine exploding under pressure.

Plastic Pollution

Toy soldiers - War on drugs, War on binge drinking, Combat obesity, etc.

Unsurprisingly, it was auto-correct that introduced evil into the world.