Period Warrior Gifts

Waiting for that period like. . . ruined yet another perfectly nice white panty.

Psychotic mood swing.

Burning the midnight oil.

Working hours.

Soldier armed with a pen.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

Second lifeReal life.

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

Pull an all-nighter?

Deadlines

"I think I see your deadline approaching."

Beware of the 4th quarter.

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

'Coleridge'

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

'I'd like the short form instead...'

A "Park and Walk" near New York City.

"Why did we get a Cheetah? They need so much walking."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

Quicksands of time

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

Science vs. Literature, an Eternal Battle.

'Sanders, our numbers on google are slipping, let's pump up the keywords.'

"Sea animals are long since extinct but he ocean is still dangerous for swimmers!"

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

"Yeah, well it hurts when you stab me with your words."

'All these stupid forms! -- You self-employed guys make me sick!'

"I wrote another five hundred words. Can I have another cookie?"

The whale and the plastic bottle.

Cockfight of words