Time Warrior Gifts

Everything feels so hurry up and wait at this place.

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Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Captain in a storm

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

"First break since 2008."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

The Perfect Cannonball

Tic-tac-toe

Shoes Make The Man

A guide to seasons in the North East

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Wrong leadership.

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Come and get it!'

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

Save the river.

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