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Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Captain in a storm

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

Scarf puts hat back on.

"First break since 2008."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

A guide to seasons in the North East

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Tic-tac-toe

Shoes Make The Man

The Perfect Cannonball

Wrong leadership.

'Come and get it!'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

Save the river.

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."