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Time getting away

'I have a very hectic schedule. Do you have a minute-by-minute daily planner?'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"The desktop skills test was a little worrying,56% couldn't manage 'Word' 75% were confused by 'Excel' and 43% wanted to know what channel 'Eastenders' was on."

Stressed over time management

"I had to skip my workout."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

Deadlines

Took On Too Much

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

Stress

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

Monday around 9PM.

Macho talk from down in accounting.

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher

'So, how long will this take?'

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."

Hourglass Dumptruck

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

'For people to think we just pluck figures out of THIN AIR is RIDICULOUS, we use a bucket.'

Quicksands of time

"Okay, if that's all the finger pointing we have today, we can move on!"

Time to Call Workaholics Anonymous.

"Look, hon, I know both of our schedules have been crazy, but I still think we should take time out to consummate our marriage."

Statistics Research: You Can Fool 45% of the People 55% of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

'Hope you don't mind. I'm due at the course in 5 minutes.'

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

'I started making a list of things to do this morning, and before I knew it, it was quitting time.'

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

"I handle chatty people for him."

"There never seems to be enough hours in the day does there?"