Time Wrangler Mugs

Time getting away

'I have a very hectic schedule. Do you have a minute-by-minute daily planner?'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"The desktop skills test was a little worrying,56% couldn't manage 'Word' 75% were confused by 'Excel' and 43% wanted to know what channel 'Eastenders' was on."

"I had to skip my workout."

Stressed over time management

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

Deadlines

Took On Too Much

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

Monday around 9PM.

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

Stress

Macho talk from down in accounting.

'So, how long will this take?'

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher

Hourglass Dumptruck

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

'For people to think we just pluck figures out of THIN AIR is RIDICULOUS, we use a bucket.'

Quicksands of time

"Okay, if that's all the finger pointing we have today, we can move on!"

Time to Call Workaholics Anonymous.

"Look, hon, I know both of our schedules have been crazy, but I still think we should take time out to consummate our marriage."

Statistics Research: You Can Fool 45% of the People 55% of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

'Hope you don't mind. I'm due at the course in 5 minutes.'

"I handle chatty people for him."

'I started making a list of things to do this morning, and before I knew it, it was quitting time.'

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

"There never seems to be enough hours in the day does there?"

An expletive of editors

Time Run