People Wrangler Mugs

"I handle chatty people for him."

The Baby Walker

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

She - Interpreter - He.

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

A trevor of trainspotters

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

Sulk Shows

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."

Parenting Business Deals

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Well, I've finished the project on time and on budget!" "That means I've given you too much time and too much money!"

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

The First Day Back

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"

Quiet Time

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

Attack of the 65 - Inch Woman

Nanny with children on leash

'Did you want me, boss?'