Timewarrior T-Shirts

Fuctional calendars - dates include 'one of those days', 'another one of those days' and 'don't go near this one'.

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Burning the midnight oil.

Captain in a storm

Working hours.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Camping holidays in the British summer.

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Scarf puts hat back on.

Pull an all-nighter?

A guide to seasons in the North East

The Perfect Cannonball

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Deadlines

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

Tic-tac-toe

Shoes Make The Man

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Wrong leadership.

'Come and get it!'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"I think I see your deadline approaching."

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.