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'If I cancel an hour before my appointment, you charge me. I've just waited an hour past my appointment time in your waiting room. This is my bill.'

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

"It's time to wake up!"

Olga's Biological Clocks.

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Pound sign in an hourglass.

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'DO you know what time we start here?'

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

"I'm listing my deadlines by due date so I can miss them in chronological order."

Cuckoo bird in office.

"I charge by the grain."

'This sermon will run a little longer because it's a sermon about sermons that run a little long.'

'He lived paycheck to paycheck.'

"And when the little hand gets to the nine, it means... ah, just check your cell phones."

"In recognition of your long service, we'd like you to have this clock you've had your eye on since you walked in here all those years ago."

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

'This is the Rabbi's favourite.'

Do' you have the time?'

'How old? He's 14 months, 3 days, 7 hours and 16 seconds... 17... 18...'

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

Policeman's face reveals clock.