Timewarrior Gifts

Fuctional calendars - dates include 'one of those days', 'another one of those days' and 'don't go near this one'.

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Burning the midnight oil.

Captain in a storm

Working hours.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

Tic-tac-toe

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

Pull an all-nighter?

Deadlines

The Perfect Cannonball

A guide to seasons in the North East

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Shoes Make The Man

Wrong leadership.

'Come and get it!'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"I think I see your deadline approaching."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'