Wait Time Warrior Gifts

"Your appointment with the doctor is at eleven-fifteen, but his appointment with you is at twelve-fifteen."

"Look at it this way, we have a waiting room and it would be a shame not to use it."

Burning the midnight oil.

Working hours.

La Table

Late BroomStick

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"First break since 2008."

Waiting for Pants

Deadlines

Pull an all-nighter?

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

"I think I see your deadline approaching."

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

"No. I've never had any problems with my kids not paying attention to me."

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Labor Day '19

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

'You think you have it rough. Try organizing a waiting room.'

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

Quicksands of time

"The doctor says Tia Carmen is resting now...he's encouraging all family visitors to go home. We'll see you back here tomorrow."

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

The interminable!

'This is taking longer than my stay in hospital!'