Jetlag Warrior Gifts

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

"First break since 2008."

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

"I never said they were well-compensated. I just said they were paid handsomely."

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

'Mr. Barnes was going to interview you for the job, until he realized you were actually expecting financial compensation, benefits and vacation time.'

"I already GAVE you a raise, three weeks from now!"

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

"I feel your pain. It's the least I can do for not paying you like a man."

'Not for what I'm getting paid!'

"Here's your paycheck. I hope we'll both find it amusing."

Knights' Status Report: Rusted out, Metal fatigue, Popped rivets, Bad welds, Squeaky hinges, Dents and dings.

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

Progressive Democrats Like Elizabeth Warren Want a Higher Minimum Wage That Is Way Too Low

'I want to discuss my salary!'

Unity is strength! Vote for local 62 today!

Payroll Dept. My economic anxiety has less to do with the weak dollar than the week's dollars! (Published originally on March 14, 2008.)

"How come politicians don't earn mimimum wage. If anybody does minimum work, it's them."

"I don't know what's so funny. All I asked was whether this was their only flight today."

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

'Sanders, our numbers on google are slipping, let's pump up the keywords.'

The struggle for a decent payment.

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

"The good news is, we've managed to secure you a ?7 per week pay increase. The bad news is, we're going to charge ?2 per day to park your cars."

We are an equal opportunities employer - It's true. They pay the same lousy wages to men and women.

'You're asking for money? Now you're really pushing it.'

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

The auto-update demons attack-again."

"I'd like a 150% rise."

'No, we haven't made a decision on your promotion. We're still looking for a reason to deny it.'