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'I know how you can kill time, Fenwick. Try working it to death.'

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"Meet the scribe"

Historical memory is on life support.

The Missing Sock Returns

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

"We're following Carrot Top."

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Second hand furniture.

E=mc2.

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"Early model of baggage claim"

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Time for vacation, time for work.

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

Danger Slow Sand.

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

"I don't know who you are!"

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"