Period Warrior Pillows

Waiting for that period like. . . ruined yet another perfectly nice white panty.

Psychotic mood swing.

Burning the midnight oil.

Working hours.

Soldier armed with a pen.

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

Second lifeReal life.

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

Deadlines

Pull an all-nighter?

"I think I see your deadline approaching."

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

Beware of the 4th quarter.

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

'Coleridge'

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

'I'd like the short form instead...'

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

Quicksands of time

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

A "Park and Walk" near New York City.

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"Why did we get a Cheetah? They need so much walking."

Science vs. Literature, an Eternal Battle.

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

"Yeah, well it hurts when you stab me with your words."

'All these stupid forms! -- You self-employed guys make me sick!'

"Sea animals are long since extinct but he ocean is still dangerous for swimmers!"

"I wrote another five hundred words. Can I have another cookie?"

The whale and the plastic bottle.

Cockfight of words

Redaction: The pen is mightier than the word