Temporal Warrior Pillows

"We're following Carrot Top."

Second lifeReal life.

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Deadlines

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

"Susan! The Johnson's dog is chasing me while I'm jogging again!"

"Still on your left."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid."

"We already changed our phone service to something or other last week, so we don't need whatever it is you have."

"Damn speed hump!"

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

Academy.

"Why have you brought me here?"

Psychotic mood swing.

Man in a tank with several grannies painted on the side

'I have decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of the bedroom.'

"This is my life lately. . . always running and getting nowhere!"

Man with butt full of porcupine quills posting sign to warn others.

'Down to 43 hit points? ?have you been fighting again?'

Posh Gym - Run out of money machine.

'And just FYI, I was a caterpillar when you first put me on hold!'

'If he's forgotten my birthday again, he can cook his own supper!'

Time Management Seminar Schedule.

Martial art painting.

Protecting Historic Landmarks

"Oh, great. Now I'll be late for work."

'It's going to be all right, sir. Just slow down and tell me how long you've been lost.'

Fuctional calendars - dates include 'one of those days', 'another one of those days' and 'don't go near this one'.

"You have to admire Jake. He's going nowhere fast."