Plastic Pollution Warrior Gifts

'Grandpa stop! That's not a jellyfish! It's a plastic bag!'

"I got four years for robbery plus five years extra for carrying the money I stole in a plastic bag!"

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

North Pole

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

View to the Future

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Insect extinction

Water company bonus.

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

HELLth Food Sprouts

Climate Change

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

"I can see our house from here."

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

Did you let the global warming skeptics into eco club? Yeah. It went fine. We agreed to work on today's environmental problems. We don't have to wait 50 years to clean up toxic waste dumps! Amen.

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

Raining Leaves.

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

COP29

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

COP26