Fuel Efficiency Fighter Gifts

A customer angry about the cost of gas costing an arm and a leg, handing over his arm and a leg to a greedy gas station owner.

Rage.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Politically Correct Snowperson

Fuel bill gone through the roof

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Underwater on the Car

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

The oil trap.

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'

'How many miles to the gallon?'

Magazines - All Special Green Issues.

There's no real oil emergency...

'It's a hybrid.'

Venice Floods

710

CO2 - Finding the truth.

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

COP26 GLASGOW

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

Hourglass earth - time running out

'Our efforts to be rude impersonal, overpriced and inconvenient has made us leaders in jet fuel efficiency.'

'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'

Used Cars. Think of it this way --- As things fall off, the miles per gallon go up!

Solar Storm Expected!

'Kiss me twice! I got the raise and 36 MPG, highway!'

'Triple your money back! 100% effective against pesticide resistant insects! Guaranteed!

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

Prison Ships

'I tell you, since we bought this hybrid, I really feel we're doing our part for the environment!'