Fuel Efficiency Fighter T-Shirts

A customer angry about the cost of gas costing an arm and a leg, handing over his arm and a leg to a greedy gas station owner.

Rage.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Politically Correct Snowperson

Fuel bill gone through the roof

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

The oil trap.

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

'How many miles to the gallon?'

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'

Magazines - All Special Green Issues.

There's no real oil emergency...

Venice Floods

710

'It's a hybrid.'

CO2 - Finding the truth.

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

COP26 GLASGOW

Hourglass earth - time running out

'Our efforts to be rude impersonal, overpriced and inconvenient has made us leaders in jet fuel efficiency.'

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

Solar Storm Expected!

'Kiss me twice! I got the raise and 36 MPG, highway!'

'Triple your money back! 100% effective against pesticide resistant insects! Guaranteed!

'I tell you, since we bought this hybrid, I really feel we're doing our part for the environment!'

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'