Fossil Fuel Fighters Gifts

If Ghosts Were Real

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Deforestation.

The Environmentalist

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Just Stop Boil

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

Protest

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

Fish want out of polluted river.

Ecology

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

Giving Up a Little Privacy

The Choice is Obvious

Sea Change.

Doves of peace trapped within the statue of liberty.

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

Sustainability

'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

Weapens of Mass Instruction

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

The oil trap.

Fish Farm - 'Oh no! It's a skool of our poos!'

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'