Playing Games Gifts

"Hop? Jig? Dance? You're a dancer? Sounds like? Prancer? Cancer? Cancer! I got cancer!"

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

First Day of School

"Grandad...you're rubbish at hide and seek!"

"Stop flipping your brother inside out!"

'I-Spy with my little eye. Something beginning with...DVD.'

A slow day at Ray's Plumbing Supplies.

Scrabble night.

Scrabble player spells out aaaaaahh as he has heart attack.

'We call it 'Fred'. He's our best penalty kicker.'

"Fancy a game of Risk?"

Child cutting her brother's hair

'Can Bradley come out and litigate?'

Little girl dissappointed that hopscotch isn't olympic sport

'Dad, want to play 'Rock, E-Doc, Scissors'?'

'We were playing Doctor and I was sterilizing the gloves.'

'Don't be silly - we've got our heels on.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

'Um ..... I guess I'll take truth.' (Kids playing 'Truth or Dare').

French Cricket.

'Refer me to the monopolies commision just once more, and you'll get a punch on the nose!'

'You are my best friend, but we're enemies when we're playing paintball. If you can't accept that fact, then don't ask me to play.'

'I thought you were playing Hide 'n' Seek with Grandma!'

'I'm afraid releasing that information would not be in the public interest.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"You lose! Those can't cut anything."

Time to take your dreidel for a spin.

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"D'you think he's taking it too literally?"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Cows play a board game called Cows!

Tennis Doubles

"Can Greg come out and play ball with the Feds?"

"You used to be a lot more fun."

A fairground attraction