Playful Champion Gifts

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

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Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

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"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"It's a mobile."

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

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"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

Danth battle?

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

You are simply the Greatest

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

"More helium."

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

Sailor boy

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.