Playful Champion Prints

Skateboard Olympics.

Mixed Doubles.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Holding hands

Advanced footsie

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"It's a mobile."

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

Danth battle?

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

You are simply the Greatest

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

Sailor boy

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"More helium."

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"