Instant Replay Enthusiast Pillows

Before instant replay.

'Let's go over our secret play.'

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

'But now for the good news, Bob. The replay was shown repeatedly on Sports Center.'

"I always choose immediate gratification over vague rewards at some unspecified time in the future."

"Unless you have a better idea."

After review, the replay confirms a touchdown, and also that big, jiggly bellies look hilarious in slow motion.

Who's playing - 'I'm not sure.' - 'What's the score?' - 'I don't know.' - 'What the...?' - 'Yeah, baby... slow motion replay' -

'How come I get two yellow cards?' - 'One for the foul and one for the instant reply.'

'Henry, you are undermining the R&D team's confidence.'

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

It's an addiction...let her watch the finals replay no more than twice a day until further notice.

Prehistoric Basketball Player

"Well, if you know of a better military re-enactment club, go to it."

"Good morning 'Best Friends Forever' breakfast club!"

'Alas poor Website, I vaguely remember what you were going on about...'

Teamwork: Experienced, Nervous, Chilled Out.

"We texted you for cookies about 10 minutes ago. We don't like to be kept waiting Amber."

Delegating and declining requests for your time will give you greater control over your working life.

'Here's a film we've only seen five times this year!'

"Oh my God, we forgot to bring the animals."

Man talking to his psychologist. 'I'm worried that my Facebook friends will find out about my MySpace friends.'

"It will be dangerous to go 'cold turkey'. We need to wean her off with replays..."

Steve could tell that Hal wasn't into the whole re-enactment thing anymore...

Battle re-enactment Cavalier outside pub with Roundhead, says to fellow soldier: 'I'm just having a swift pint with my opponent here. It's supposed to be a civil war, innit?'

There is no I in TEAM.

Early Social Networking Sites.

They were the Magnificent Seven of Sales, but two of them were sick that day.

"Nice putter."

'Remember the good old days when people use to write each other emails?'

Computing.