Instant Replay Analyst Pillows

'How come I get two yellow cards?' - 'One for the foul and one for the instant reply.'

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

Before instant replay.

Praying for a goal assist.

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

Andrew Marr

Wearing all black

Trump's Speechwriters

What can I get you? I'll have a mocha, a scone, and an explanation of Beyonce's "Formation" video. Ok. Would you like that for here or to go? Here would be good. Ok. Last month, Beyonce released a music video that expressed pride in her black heritage. Pride in black culture, pride in black physical features, pride even in the Black Panther movement. The reason this is ok is, for centuries, mainstream culture has been telling black people to be ashamed of all that. They've been told to straighte

'Apparently the first leg was a bit contentious.'

'But now for the good news, Bob. The replay was shown repeatedly on Sports Center.'

'The mirror doesn't lie.' 'Thank goodness.'

'The object is to get the ball into either of those two nets.' - 'It would help if the men didn't get in each other's way so much.'

After review, the replay confirms a touchdown, and also that big, jiggly bellies look hilarious in slow motion.

Weapons of Mass Comparison

"It's boy meets girl, boy and girl do everything you've seen in every other movie."

'I don't think you are going to see the end of this match with that 4-4-2 formation.'

"He's told them many a time, not to let defenders shoot, but do they take any notice. . ?"

Film Casting Co.

'Their offense is shifty and often ruthless. I want you to study the videotapes - especially this one showing their quarterback robbing a convenience store at gunpoint.'

"I feel unaccountably happy today. I think I'll celebrate by starting one of those petty workplace power struggles that give my life such meaning!"

Tells it like it was, Tells it like it is, Tells it like it will be.

It's an addiction...let her watch the finals replay no more than twice a day until further notice.

Music charts development.

"You in the back row. Is that a forced, fake laugh I'm hearing?"

"It will be dangerous to go 'cold turkey'. We need to wean her off with replays..."

'I can't find anything against it in the rule book!'

'Hey! Wait a minute! That's not us!'

'No, Joyce, it's not over yet. ... And for the last time, I have no idea who's going to win - it's a seesaw battle.'

'Low self esteem.'