Instant Replay Analyst Gifts

'How come I get two yellow cards?' - 'One for the foul and one for the instant reply.'

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

Before instant replay.

Andrew Marr

Trump's Speechwriters

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

Wearing all black

'The mirror doesn't lie.' 'Thank goodness.'

'But now for the good news, Bob. The replay was shown repeatedly on Sports Center.'

'The object is to get the ball into either of those two nets.' - 'It would help if the men didn't get in each other's way so much.'

'Apparently the first leg was a bit contentious.'

'Their offense is shifty and often ruthless. I want you to study the videotapes - especially this one showing their quarterback robbing a convenience store at gunpoint.'

"It's boy meets girl, boy and girl do everything you've seen in every other movie."

'I don't think you are going to see the end of this match with that 4-4-2 formation.'

"He's told them many a time, not to let defenders shoot, but do they take any notice. . ?"

Weapons of Mass Comparison

Film Casting Co.

"I feel unaccountably happy today. I think I'll celebrate by starting one of those petty workplace power struggles that give my life such meaning!"

Tells it like it was, Tells it like it is, Tells it like it will be.

It's an addiction...let her watch the finals replay no more than twice a day until further notice.

Music charts development.

"It will be dangerous to go 'cold turkey'. We need to wean her off with replays..."

'I can't find anything against it in the rule book!'

'No, Joyce, it's not over yet. ... And for the last time, I have no idea who's going to win - it's a seesaw battle.'

'Low self esteem.'

"We're in the part of the movie that's usually a montage."